Only Slags Are Born in DECEMBER | Novelty Candle | Funny Birthday Gift

🚚 FREE UK DELIVERY On Orders Over £20!

Looking for a gift that'll have them in stitches? This cheeky scented candle is the perfect way to brighten someone's day with a brilliant laugh and a gorgeous fragrance.

✨ What Makes This Candle Special?

🕯️ Premium Hand-Poured Soy Wax – Eco-friendly, clean-burning, and kind to your home
⏱️ Choose Your Burn Time – 15, 40, or 60+ hours depending on your preference
🌸 5 Luxurious Scents – From comforting Vanilla to refreshing Fresh Breeze
😄 Hilarious Label – The ultimate conversation starter

🎁 The Perfect Gift For:

➤ Birthdays, anniversaries, or "just because"
➤ Mates with a cracking sense of humour
➤ Secret Santa and office gift exchanges
➤ Housewarming presents with personality
➤ Anyone who loves a proper good laugh

✨ Product Details:

➤ 100% natural soy wax
➤ Cotton wick for clean burning
➤ Clear glass jar with gold lid
➤ Burn time options: 15 hours | 40 hours | 60+ hours
➤ 5 stunning fragrances to choose from
➤ Hand-poured in small batches in the UK

🚚 Delivery Information:

✅ FREE delivery On Orders Over £20!
✅ Royal Mail Tracked 48
✅ Delivered within 7 days or less
✅ Fully trackable for your peace of mind

🕯️✨ Fragrance Collection

Discover our carefully curated selection of scents, each one designed to transform your space and create lasting impressions. Choose from five beautiful fragrances:

➤ VANILLA: Experience pure, comforting luxury with the warm embrace of premium vanilla. This fragrance showcases the natural richness of vanilla pods enhanced by subtle floral undertones, creating an inviting sweetness that evokes feelings of home, warmth, and peaceful contentment.
➤ LAVENDER: Drift into tranquility with this calming botanical blend. Peaceful lavender harmonizes with refreshing eucalyptus and grounding patchouli to create the ultimate relaxation experience. Ideal for unwinding after a long day or creating a sanctuary for quiet contemplation.
➤ CINNAMON: Savour the authentic scent of bakery-fresh cinnamon. Warming cinnamon spice blends with nutty richness, sweet vanilla icing, and the comforting smell of freshly baked dough. This fragrance captures those special morning moments of pure indulgence.
➤ FRESH COFFEE: Immerse yourself in the inviting ambiance of an artisan café. Rich arabica coffee and aromatic espresso form the heart of this blend, enhanced by exotic cardamom. Roasted hazelnut and smooth cedar add earthy sophistication, whilst vanilla and tonka bean provide a subtly sweet finish reminiscent of your favourite morning ritual.
➤ FRESH BREEZE: Find your peaceful escape with this tranquil seaside blend. Crisp sea air mingles with hints of fresh peach and weathered driftwood, evoking quiet shorelines where ocean meets sand. Earthy and aquatic notes combine to create a grounding, meditative atmosphere that brings the coast to you.

✨ Why Choose Our Candles?

We believe gifts should spark joy AND laughter. Each candle is lovingly hand-poured with premium ingredients, ensuring you receive a high-quality product that performs as beautifully as it entertains. The cheeky label paired with a genuinely gorgeous scent makes this an unforgettable present.

Order yours today and watch their face light up – first with confusion, then with laughter!